yellowmonday-deactivated2022120:

yellowmonday-deactivated2022120:

yellowmonday-deactivated2022120:

at least spock is gay

at least we have gay spock

it’s like the old saying goes: spock’s gay

azuremist:

I find the fact that the Barbie movie is simultaneously being criticized by the right as “too radical”, and criticized by the left as “too nice to men” and/or “too pandering”, quite funny, given that America’s WHOLE SPEECH was about how, no matter what women (like the director of the Barbie movie) do, it will simultaneously always be too little and too much.

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plausible-fabulist:

widespread archaeological evidence suggests that many North Americans of this era acknowledged the existence of three genders: “men”, “women”, and “employees only”

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annoyingatfirst:

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

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princehendir:

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you…..

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lovedeluxe92:

“the girl who wrote call me maybe” as if that’s an insult. as if she didn’t save us all

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faglrina:

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uncle-mojave:

lolmemez:

I need a little help here

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foxincrocs-classic:

dogsagainstbenitojuarez:

bulbasars2:

gearboxpraexology:

kawaii-pigeon:

blurrymango:

theinformationcollector:

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

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Jesus ffucking christ bro.

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

Then we’ll all say it together

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kosmogrl:

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himbofisher:

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fairycosmos:

fairycosmos:

there’s just nothing that beats being at home. the world will try to convince me i should be doing more and it’s like yeah but im at home

like if youre at home right now just take a minute to be like UGH yes im at home 

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froody:

froody:

he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

he looks like he lets out a pathetic sad little sigh sometimes for no reason

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spikespiegelfanclub:

womens clothing sizing is based on how much the company wants you to kill yourself

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iwantmagic:

izzy444angel:

this is me all day

Image I.D. — A screenshot of parody article. The article is classified in the “I Am Woman” section, and it is from July 24, 2021. The headline reads, “Woman Indulges in Unrealistic Fantasies Until She Falls Asleep.” The article is by Estel Imane. Their Twitter account is @reginavgeorge — End I.D.